•Honk If Parts Fall Off!
•I only drive like this to piss you off!
•My drinking team has a racing problem.
•Caution-Driver doesn't give a shit anymore
•Porn*Star: I do home movies
•Bump, Pass or Get Off My Ass
• FARFRUMLOSIN
•If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it!
•Wanna Beatin'
•Need a Brain?
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•Yes, this is my truck. No, I will not help you move!
•No fat chicks, car will scrape!
•Get In, Sit Down, Hold On, Shut Up
•Good Girlz Drive Bitchin Toyz
•Caution: 0 to Horny in 2.5 Beers
•Gun control means hitting your target
•Nucking Futs
•Yuck Fou
•Warning objects in mirror are dumber than the look
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